Dog Parent Merch

for people who say we and mean the dog.

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Hoomans Colony Cream Boxy Hoodie
Cream boxy hoodie covered in hand-drawn colony characters: a watchman, a delivery boy, aunties, indie dogs and cats, front flat lay
Back of the cream boxy hoodie covered in colony people, dogs, cats and HOOMANS wordmarks, flat lay
Hoomans Colony Cream Boxy Hoodie
₹3,540
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Hoomans Colony Cream Boxy Hoodie ₹3,540
Tilt My Head Tee
Black oversized tee with 'Hoomans' white puff print and stick-figure dog-walk doodle, front flat lay
Black oversized tee with 'My Dog Tilts Their Head Just Like You' white puff print, back flat lay
Tilt My Head Tee
₹2,040
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Tilt My Head Tee ₹2,040
Cocker Polo
Black embroidered Cocker Spaniel polo, close-up of collar, button placket, and satin-stitch chest patch
White polo shirt with embroidered Cocker Spaniel face on the chest, front flat lay
Cocker Polo
₹1,440
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Cocker Polo ₹1,440
Tall Dog Small Cat iPhone Case
Hoomans Tall Dog Small Cat iPhone case: a very tall cream dog under a red sun and a small pink cat looking up at it, burnt orange background, HOOMANS lettering, on iPhone mockup
Close-up of the Tall Dog Small Cat iPhone case print: hand-drawn HOOMANS lettering across the dog's neck, worn poster-print texture
Tall Dog Small Cat iPhone Case
₹940
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Saint Bernard Polo
Black embroidered Saint Bernard polo, close-up of collar, button placket, and satin-stitch chest patch
White polo shirt with embroidered Saint Bernard face on the chest, front flat lay
Saint Bernard Polo
₹1,440
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Saint Bernard Polo ₹1,440
Bulldog Polo
Black embroidered English Bulldog polo, close-up of collar, button placket, and satin-stitch chest patch
White polo shirt with embroidered English Bulldog face on the chest, front flat lay
Bulldog Polo
₹1,440
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Bulldog Polo ₹1,440
Badly Drawn Black Boxy Hoodie
Black boxy hoodie with a big crudely drawn ginger cat pressing its face to a fishbowl with a goldfish, small drawn dogs and a cat along the hem, front flat lay
Back of the black boxy hoodie with a big crudely drawn cat sitting in a cardboard box, flat lay
Badly Drawn Black Boxy Hoodie
₹3,540
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Badly Drawn Black Boxy Hoodie ₹3,540
Inside Voice Black Boxy Hoodie
Black boxy hoodie with a painted siberian husky in an orange hoodie, mid-howl, above the line 'this is my inside voice.', front flat lay
Close up of the chest print: a howling husky in an orange HOOMANS hoodie above 'this is my inside voice.'
Inside Voice Black Boxy Hoodie
₹2,540
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Inside Voice Black Boxy Hoodie ₹2,540
Chappal Thief Vintage Wash Tee
Black vintage wash oversized tee with a white dog holding a blue chappal in its mouth under a flaming hoomans logo with horns and blue lightning, front flat lay
Close-up of the Chappal Thief print: a white dog with heavy-lidded eyes biting a blue hawai chappal, flame-coloured hoomans lettering and blue lightning bolts
Chappal Thief Vintage Wash Tee
₹1,840
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Chappal Thief Vintage Wash Tee ₹1,840
Top Dog Cream Boxy Hoodie
Cream boxy hoodie with a sky blue cartoon dog with long floppy ears, red sunglasses and a wide toothy grin above a red HOOMANS wordmark, front flat lay
Close up of the Top Dog print on the cream boxy hoodie: the dog's black sunglasses with red lenses, its big black nose, wide toothy grin and the red HOOMANS wordmark
Top Dog Cream Boxy Hoodie
₹2,540
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Top Dog Cream Boxy Hoodie ₹2,540
Long Dog Waffle Knit Full Sleeve Tee
Black waffle knit oversized full sleeve tee with a badly drawn long dachshund in a red and yellow striped jumper across the chest and a small HOOMANS wordmark underneath, front flat lay
Close up of the long dog print on black waffle knit: a scribbly dachshund with stick legs and a striped jumper, the knit texture showing through the ink
Long Dog Waffle Knit Full Sleeve Tee
₹2,040
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Long Dog Waffle Knit Full Sleeve Tee ₹2,040
3 Dobers Waffle Knit Full Sleeve Tee
Black waffle knit oversized full sleeve tee with a full front print of three snarling dobermans in chains above a Hoomans wordmark, front flat lay
Man wearing the black waffle knit oversized full sleeve tee with the three dobermans print, standing next to a doberman
3 Dobers Waffle Knit Full Sleeve Tee
₹2,040
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3 Dobers Waffle Knit Full Sleeve Tee ₹2,040
Frenchie Polo
Black embroidered French Bulldog polo, close-up of collar, button placket, and satin-stitch chest patch
White polo shirt with embroidered French Bulldog face on the chest, front flat lay
Frenchie Polo
₹1,440
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Frenchie Polo ₹1,440
Pom Polo
Black embroidered Pomeranian polo, close-up of collar, button placket, and satin-stitch chest patch
White polo shirt with embroidered Pomeranian face on the chest, front flat lay
Pom Polo
₹1,440
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Pom Polo ₹1,440
I Heard Something Cream Boxy Hoodie
Cream boxy hoodie with a painted german shepherd in an olive hoodie, cargo pants and boots, ears up, above the line 'i heard something.', front flat lay
Close up of the chest print: a german shepherd in an olive HOOMANS hoodie and black boots above 'i heard something.'
I Heard Something Cream Boxy Hoodie
₹2,540
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I Heard Something Cream Boxy Hoodie ₹2,540
I'm Carried Black Boxy Hoodie
Black boxy hoodie with a painted shih tzu in a lavender hoodie and a red topknot bow above the line 'i don't walk. i'm carried.', front flat lay
Close up of the chest print: a shih tzu with a red bow in a lavender HOOMANS hoodie, chin up, above 'i don't walk. i'm carried.'
I'm Carried Black Boxy Hoodie
₹2,540
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I'm Carried Black Boxy Hoodie ₹2,540
I Ate It Black Boxy Hoodie
Black boxy hoodie with a painted yellow labrador in a cobalt hoodie and khaki shorts licking its lips above the line 'i ate it. whatever it was.', front flat lay
Close up of the chest print: a yellow labrador in a cobalt HOOMANS hoodie, tongue out, above 'i ate it. whatever it was.'
I Ate It Black Boxy Hoodie
₹2,540
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I Ate It Black Boxy Hoodie ₹2,540
Besties Cream Boxy Hoodie
Cream boxy hoodie with a peach cartoon cat and a yellow cartoon dog cheek to cheek, both in sunglasses and grinning, above a purple HOOMANS wordmark, front flat lay
Close up of the Besties print on the cream boxy hoodie: the cat in turquoise sunglasses and the dog in purple sunglasses, cheek to cheek and grinning, with the purple HOOMANS wordmark
Besties Cream Boxy Hoodie
₹2,540
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Besties Cream Boxy Hoodie ₹2,540
Besties Black Boxy Hoodie
Black boxy hoodie with a peach cartoon cat and a yellow cartoon dog cheek to cheek, both in sunglasses and grinning, above a purple HOOMANS wordmark, front flat lay
Close up of the Besties print on the black boxy hoodie: the cat in turquoise sunglasses and the dog in purple sunglasses, cheek to cheek and grinning, with the purple HOOMANS wordmark
Besties Black Boxy Hoodie
₹2,540
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Besties Black Boxy Hoodie ₹2,540
GSD in the Sun Off-White Waffle Knit Full Sleeve Tee
Off-white waffle knit oversized full sleeve tee with a full front pixel german shepherd, yellow sun, green grass and pink HOOMANS lettering, front flat lay
Close up of the pixel german shepherd print with a yellow sun, green grass and pink HOOMANS lettering on off-white waffle knit
GSD in the Sun Off-White Waffle Knit Full Sleeve Tee
₹2,040
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GSD in the Sun Off-White Waffle Knit Full Sleeve Tee ₹2,040
Dogs > People Black Waffle Knit Full Sleeve Tee
Black waffle knit oversized full sleeve tee with small white DOGS > PEOPLE lettering across the chest, front flat lay
Close up of the DOGS > PEOPLE chest print on black waffle knit, showing the knit texture through the ink
Dogs > People Black Waffle Knit Full Sleeve Tee
₹2,040
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Dogs > People Black Waffle Knit Full Sleeve Tee ₹2,040

Merch for dog parents: tees, caps and totes for people whose camera roll is 90% dog. Hand-drawn art, premium fabrics, printed to order in India.