CAT MOM
You didn't adopt a cat.
You’re being held hostage.
This cap is for people who’ve been woken up by demonic screaming, sprinted to the food bowl like it’s a bomb threat, and learned the hard way that being 30 seconds late is an act of betrayal. The ones who’ve watched a small furry creature ricochet off walls at 3:19 AM and thought, this is how I die.
Sleep deprived.
Emotionally manipulated.
Would do it all again 😼🧢
The Cat Mom embroidery stays calm because if it matched the energy inside your house, it would be banned.
• Material: Premium cotton drill for breathable, everyday wear
• Build: Reinforced stitching because this is a lifelong sentence
• Fit: Classic unisex dad-cap / baseball-cap silhouette
• Adjustability: Adjustable back strap for when nothing else is under control
• Design: Clean embroidered text, the only stable thing in your life
MADE FOR HOOMANS BY HOOMANS!
GIVING BACK WITH EVERY PURCHASE
When you shop with us, you're not just getting something for yourself; you're extending a helping hand to stray animals in need. A portion of the profit from each purchase goes directly towards providing nutritious meals, supporting rescue efforts, and ensuring stray animals receive essential medical care. Together, we can make a real difference for these deserving animals.
