




LESS PEOPLE MORE DOGS
Socially tired but emotionally available for dogs.
Soft, oversized, and brutally honest.
Puff printed.
Throw it on, block the world out, and let everyone know your priorities are straight:
Less people. More dogs. Always.
Perfect for chilly walks, lazy Sundays.
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400 GSM Heavyweight Fabric
Thick, warm, structured — built for true cozy season.
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90% Cotton · 10% Polyester
Soft on skin, durable for everyday wear.
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Super Combed Cotton
Smooth, pill-resistant, premium hand feel.
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Pre-Shrunk
No surprises after washing.
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Bio-Washed
Extra softness + long-lasting colour retention.
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Derby Ribbed Hem & Cuffs
Keeps the shape perfect through repeated wear.
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Drop-Shoulder Oversized Fit
Effortless, slouchy, streetwear silhouette.
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Small Batch Made
Every piece feels special — not mass produced.
Testimonials
Comfortable fabric. Gets compliments every time
Quality of the t-shirt is great. Much better than other bigger brands like H&M, Urban Monkey, etc
Quality of the t-shirt is great. Much better than other bigger brands like H&M, Urban Monkey, etc
Just received my third t-shirt from Hoomans and I'm still impressed with the quality. The fabric is so soft, the designs are unique, and my fellow pet parents always ask where I got it. Plus, the shipping was super fast! This pet mom approves
Just received my third t-shirt from Hoomans and I'm still impressed with the quality. The fabric is so soft, the designs are unique, and my fellow pet parents always ask where I got it. Plus, the shipping was super fast! This pet mom approves